Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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