The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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