I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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