he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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