found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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