he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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