I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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