You're so nebulous sometimes
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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