Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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