Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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