Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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