No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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