There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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