she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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