oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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