The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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