is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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