Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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