think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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