she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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