Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize