Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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