I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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