Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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