I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Randomize
