dude i'm inner monologue high
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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