So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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