whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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