She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I came so hard my ears popped.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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