Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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