He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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