note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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