i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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