sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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