Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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