thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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