Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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