they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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