new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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