Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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