I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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