Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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