Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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