Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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