Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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