Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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