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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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