Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Two words: nipple clamps
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