"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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