is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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