so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
