so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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