$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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