glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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