you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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