By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
the raccoons are back...
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