spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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